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Tema: Para Los Que Saben Ingles

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    Goltnor Invitado

    Talking Para Los Que Saben Ingles

    Bueno algo de Humor nunca cae mal...


    A middle aged Puertoriqueña had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating
    table, "la pobre" was delirious, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked.

    Hay Dios Santo,is my time up?" The Creator said, "No nena , you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the Puertoriqueña decided to stay in the hospital and have the works done: a face-lift, liposuction, a teta lift, nalga lift and a barriga tuck.

    La muchacha was all excited cause she knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien pimposa. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to el cuchifrito place in the Bronx, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of THE Creator, she demanded, "Mira que paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?"

    The Creator replied,

    "PERO NENA, I didn't even recognize you!"

    Italian, French and Nicaraguan

    Three men, an Italian, a French and a Nicaraguan went for a job interview in England. Before the interview,

    they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words:

    "green", "pink" and "yellow".

    The Italian was first:
    "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself,

    I hope it will be a pink day."

    The French was next:
    "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening

    I watch the pink panther on TV."

    Last was the Nicaraguan:
    "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "", I pink up the phone and

    I say "Yellow?" Pueh..!!!

    Espero que les guste

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    Last was the Nicaraguan:
    "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "", I pink up the phone and

    I say "Yellow?" Pueh..!!!

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    zhonnetiks Invitado
    xDDDDDDD que bueno el ultimo

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